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Application to be Tarnok's Girlfriend (Psuedo-serious)[Looooooong] o

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  1. tarnok

    tarnok IncGamers Member

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    Application to be Tarnok's Girlfriend (Psuedo-serious)[Looooooong]

    With all due deference to Anakha's trail-blazing thread, I thought it was a good idea on the surface and the proximity of Valentine's day prompted me to make my own. Somewhat more serious than Anakha's version as I think that the answers to some of these questions could affect how attracted I am to a girl. Just as pointless in reality though.

    Please note that the first two questions are one-shot-one-kill. If you get one of them wrong your application will be summarily rejected. Lying on the application may also result in disqualification.

    Age:
    [ ] Jail-bait.
    [ ] Not jail-bait:____

    Sex:
    [ ] Male
    [ ] Female

    It's Friday night. You are: (Check all that may apply)
    [ ] at home reading a book.
    [ ] at home playing a video game.
    [ ] raiding the lost temple of the sun god with your friend the sorcerer and that dratted paladin.
    [ ] clubin'.
    [ ] getting drunk as quickly as possible.
    [ ] hanging out with your friends.
    [ ] writing poetry.
    [ ] watching a movie.
    [ ] proving theorems.

    What is your favorite movie?

    What is your favorite tv series? (Not necessarily still running)

    Which of the following books have you read? (Check all that apply)
    [ ] LotR series
    [ ] WoT series
    [ ] Sword of Truth series
    [ ] Chronicles of Narnia
    [ ] New Jedi Order series
    [ ] Any D&D core rulebook
    [ ] e: The Story of a Number
    [ ] 0: The Biography of a Dangerous Idea
    [ ] The Elegant Universe
    [ ] The Bible
    [ ] Ender's Game
    [ ] The Foundation Trilogy
    [ ] Where the Sidewalk Ends
    [ ] Any other collection of poetry
    [ ] Walden
    [ ] Any of Shakespeare's histories
    [ ] Any of Shakespeare's other plays
    [ ] ______________(a book you feel is important)

    My religious views in a nutshell:

    You are waiting for the bus and see a cat walking by. You: (check all that apply)
    [ ] ignore the cat.
    [ ] watch the cat to make sure it doesn't steal your food.
    [ ] watch the cat because it's cute.
    [ ] scare the cat.
    [ ] pet the cat.
    [ ] offer the cat some food.
    [ ] comment on how cute the cat is.
    [ ] frighten the cat away unintentionally.
    [ ] say silly things to the cat.
    [ ] hurt the cat.

    Prove the Pythagorean Theorem. Link to pictures as needed.

    What is good in life? One answer.
    [ ] To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you and to hear the lamentations of their women.
    [ ] To have the power to do whatever you wish.
    [ ] To live so that those who are good will be sad to see you die.
    [ ] To live so that those who are evil will be glad to see you die.
    [ ] To live a life free of blame.
    [ ] To live a life free of regret.
    [ ] To be free.
    [ ] He who has the most toys wins!
    [ ] To please God.
    [ ] To be loved.
    [ ] To be remembered.
    [ ] To die well.
    Please add any words of explanation or qualification you may wish to your answer.

    Which of the following anime have you seen? (Check all that apply)
    [ ] Ranma 1/2
    [ ] Dragon Ball
    [ ] Dragon Ball Z
    [ ] Dragon Ball GT
    [ ] La Blue Girl
    [ ] Neon Genesis Evangelion
    [ ] Gunslinger Girl
    [ ] Naruto
    [ ] Kare Kano
    [ ] Chobits
    [ ] Ai Yori Aoshi
    [ ] Cool Devices
    [ ] Someday's Dreamers
    [ ] Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi
    [ ] Kiki's Delivery Service
    [ ] Castle in the Sky
    [ ] Battle Angel Alita
    [ ] Spirited Away
    [ ] Princess Mononoke
    [ ] Nadesico
    [ ] Ninja Scroll
    [ ] Cowboy Bebop
    [ ] Onegai Teacher
    [ ] Onegai Twins

    Are there any you particularly liked or disliked?

    Which of the following manga have you read? (Check all that apply)
    [ ] Angelic Layer
    [ ] Aquarium
    [ ] Azumanga Daioh
    [ ] Call Me Princess
    [ ] Chobits
    [ ] Cowboy Bebop
    [ ] GTO
    [ ] Kare Kano
    [ ] The Kindaichi Case Files
    [ ] Love Hina
    [ ] Naruto
    [ ] Onegai Teacher
    [ ] Fairies Landing
    [ ] Pita Ten
    [ ] Kill Me/Kiss Me
    [ ] Peach Girl
    [ ] Planetes
    [ ] Ranma 1/2
    [ ] Revolutionary Girl Utena
    [ ] Samurai Deeper Kyo
    [ ] Seven of Seven
    [ ] Card Captor Sakura
    [ ] Fake
    [ ] InuYasha
    [ ] Initial D

    Are there any that you particularly liked or disliked?

    Describe yourself in one word.

    Is there anything more important to you than your life?

    How many cubes can you fit in a hyper-cube assuming the cubes have the same side length as the hyper-cube?

    The chimpanzee was the cleverest animal in the jungle. He was always making tools which was something the other animals couldn't do. His two favorites were tools that he had made to help him eat his food. One was a stick which had a sharpened edge and point which he used to cut his food. He called this his one-point tool. The other was a stick with four smaller sharpened sticks attached to one end which he used to spear his food and put it in his mouth. This one he called his four-point tool.
    One day chimpanzee awoke to discover that his four-point tool was missing. Frantically he searched everywhere but was unable to find it. He rushed all over the jungle searching for his four-point tool till he met warthog.
    "Warthog, warthog!" he said "Have you seen my four-point tool?"
    "No," said the warthog "I have not."
    So he set off in a frenzy again. Eventually chimpanzee met boa.
    "Boa, boa!" he cried "Have you seen my four-point tool?"
    "No," hissed boa "I haven't ssssseen it."
    Nearly in tears chimpanzee streaked off again only stopping when he saw jaguar.
    "Jaguar, jaguar!" chimpanzee cried "Have you seen my four-point tool?"
    Jaguar blinked and said "Yes. I have."
    Chimpanzee was taken aback for a moment then cried "Well where is it?!"
    Jaguar replied "I ate it."
    "Why did you do that?!" howled chimpanzee.
    "Because," said jaguar, smiling smugly "I'm a four-point-tool-eater-jaguar."

    On a scale of one to ten, does that joke make you want to punch me in the face or kiss me?

    Which of the following video games have you played?
    [ ] Doom
    [ ] Doom 2
    [ ] Warcraft
    [ ] Warcraft 2
    [ ] Warcraft 3
    [ ] Heroes of Might and Magic I - III
    [ ] Heroes of Might and Magic IV
    [ ] Goldeneye
    [ ] Starcraft
    [ ] Diablo
    [ ] Di-ack! [crowbarred!]
    [ ] Duke Nukem
    [ ] Duke Nukem 3d
    [ ] Quake I-II
    [ ] Quake III
    [ ] Unreal Tournament
    [ ] Unreal Tournament 2003
    [ ] Counterstrike
    [ ] Half-Life
    [ ] Aliens vs Predator
    [ ] Gemstone III
    [ ] Gemstone IV
    [ ] Everquest
    [ ] Neverwinter Nights
    [ ] Shadow Bane
    [ ] _____________________(write-in)

    Are there any that you particularly liked or disliked?

    What are your views regarding marriage?

    Children?

    Choose one:
    [ ]Vulcan or [ ]Klingon.
    [ ]Alien or [ ]Predator.
    [ ]Action or [ ]Romance.
    [ ]Action or [ ]Comedy.
    [ ]Comedy or [ ]Romance.
    [ ]Strength or [ ]Speed.
    [ ]Here or [ ]There.
    [ ]Computer or [ ]Console.
    [ ]Enough or [ ]More.
    [ ]Happiness or [ ]Contentment.
    [ ]Kirk or [ ]Picard.
    [ ]Death or [ ]Dishonor.
    [ ]Light Side or [ ]Dark Side.

    What should I know about you that this survey failed to adress?
     
  2. Sp4rtacus

    Sp4rtacus IncGamers Member

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    on a scale from one to ten how easy are you to get in my bed naked?
     
  3. tarnok

    tarnok IncGamers Member

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    Assuming that ten is more easy and 1 is less; 0.
     
  4. Anakha1

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    *sues Tarnok for copyright infringment*

    :D
     
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