Anybody want to get married?

AgentOrange

Diabloii.Net Member
Anybody want to get married?

I know I just put a post talking about my girlfriend but does anyone here want to get married? Girls only......welll....theres some exceptions :p Come on, I don't feel like working towards it anymore. I'm pretty good looking ;) No? Bah.
 

SuggestiveName

Diabloii.Net Member
3/4 marraiges end in divorce.

If you were skydiving and someone told you that 3/4 parachutes didn't open, would you still want to jump?

It's like everyone is so anxious to do this: "Hey, where's the line where you get to lose half your stuff? The marraige line? Ok awesome."
 

AgentOrange

Diabloii.Net Member
SuggestiveName said:
3/4 marraiges end in divorce.

If you were skydiving and someone told you that 3/4 parachutes didn't open, would you still want to jump?

It's like everyone is so anxious to do this: "Hey, where's the line where you get to lose half your stuff? The marraige line? Ok awesome."

Dude, that's so funny, I was going to go skydiving for my honeymoon! Wow what are the odds....

p.s. why do the guys never get half the girls stuff?
 

caddad

Diabloii.Net Member
SuggestiveName said:
3/4 marraiges end in divorce.

If you were skydiving and someone told you that 3/4 parachutes didn't open, would you still want to jump?

It's like everyone is so anxious to do this: "Hey, where's the line where you get to lose half your stuff? The marraige line? Ok awesome."
Awesome, awesome analogy there! Kudos to you! (sarcasm, sorry)

100% of lives end in death. Still choose to do it? Yeah thought so.

I'm a 25%'er so far it seems. 6+ years and no sign of problems whatsoever. I wouldn't trade the married life for anything.

-D2netdad
 

Drosselmeier

Diabloii.Net Member
toader said:
And dont you forget it.

Its just you and your 8300 posts sitting alone in a dark room.
When I clicked this thread he had 8432. Please tell me he hasnt posted 132 times since your post.
 

Death_Frog

Diabloii.Net Member
when i marry it will be the right time (probably when im a 37 year old virgin who lives with his parents). But hey, you know wut they say, "Slow and steady wins the race"... to bad that dont apply to picking up items after baal dies :teeth:

p.s. Toader... frogs rule :)
 

SuggestiveName

Diabloii.Net Member
D2netDad said:
Awesome, awesome analogy there! Kudos to you! (sarcasm, sorry)

100% of lives end in death. Still choose to do it? Yeah thought so.

I'm a 25%'er so far it seems. 6+ years and no sign of problems whatsoever. I wouldn't trade the married life for anything.

-D2netdad
Relax, it was a joke.
 

ZeppelinAngel

Diabloii.Net Member
SuggestiveName said:
3/4 marraiges end in divorce.
SuggestiveName said:
If you were skydiving and someone told you that 3/4 parachutes didn't open, would you still want to jump?

It's like everyone is so anxious to do this: "Hey, where's the line where you get to lose half your stuff? The marraige line? Ok awesome."


o come on suggestive, you know you wanna spend the rest of your life getting waited on hand and foot by zeppy :wink2: :whistle:

yarr, eh? :wink2:

:p
 

Anakha1

Banned
Ah! AHH! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *runs screaming from the thread*

NO MARRIAGE!!! *sobs* Please... god... no... need... freedom...

I'm one of those bachelors who has to be tricked or threatened with serious bodily harm to make him get married. Any wife of mine is going to have to have the upper body strength to drag me kicking and screaming to the altar. :)

Besides, I only just started dating Yavanna. :D
 
So, what's wrong with marriage, anyway? I can see that many of you run screaming from the very idea of it as if it were some sort of torture, but your reasons are...?
 

Anakha1

Banned
MixedVariety said:
So, what's wrong with marriage, anyway? I can see that many of you run screaming from the very idea of it as if it were some sort of torture, but your reasons are...?
How about... I just don't want to get married? I don't want to give up my life? My freedom? My bachelorhood which I'm enjoying the hell out of in all possible ways right now?
 
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