Anti-Homosexual group things gays are recruiting, uses Onion article for proof

Anakha1

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SomeCanadianGuy said:
WOOT!!! WOOT!!! WOOT!!!!
Praise from an Ontarian. My life is now complete!!!!
You're still a dirty, cheese-obsessed, poutine eating Frenchy bastard, though. :teeth:

But all Canadians have to stick together against the Americans. ;)
 

SomeCanadianGuy

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Anakha1 said:
You're still a dirty, cheese-obsessed, poutine eating Frenchy bastard, though. :teeth:

But all Canadians have to stick together against the Americans. ;)
Meh, no denying it, I suppose. But I'm not too sure about the dirty part. I mean, I did take a shower last fall before the water in the river froze... :cheesy:

I've got an extra hockeystick if you want. We can drive down across the border and knock over mailboxes if you feel like it. :thumbsup:
 

Underseer

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Suicidal Zebra said:
Pfft, you Canadians cannot be original in anything. Apart from that is new forms of aural torture .
Sorry, SZ, but we have to forgive them for Celine Dion and the occasional teeny-bopper act because they gave the world Mel Blanc, remember? Mel excuses everything. ;)
 

Suicidal Zebra

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Underseer said:
Sorry, SZ, but we have to forgive them for Celine Dion and the occasional teeny-bopper act because they gave the world Mel Blanc, remember? Mel excuses everything. ;)
Mel Blanc? Of Loony-Tunes fame? He was from San Francisco .

And Mel Brooks was a New Yorker. ;)
 

Suicidal Zebra

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I tell you what. I shall forgive Canada as they provided Dan Aykroyd and Donald Sutherland, but no more. And any more abberations of this magnitude and we shall be having words, them and I.

So be warned Canada. And be further warned Quebec. You vile maschinations (nor my speech impediment) will not be tolerated forever.

I apologise to all those that clicked the link and listened to the music.
 

maccool

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jmervyn said:
It mentions that Katie Couric was stupid enough to cite The Onion as well.
By Katie Couric, you mean Deborah Norville, of course ;)

MSNBC reporter Deborah Norville went on air with news that more than half of all exercise done in the United States happens in TV infomercials for workout machines.
I call irony.
 

ash2ash

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My favorite quote:

"We don't respond to anyone, really, ever," she says. "We just laugh and laugh and laugh."

I have found a new Idol.
 

maccool

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Suicidal Zebra said:
Well, I call shenanigans. That with a triple word score gets me 45 points.
Only if you spell it the improper, British way. Now, quiet yourself or I'll make a movie staring Ving Rhames as Pitt the Elder and he'll battle space thingies - as American history has taught us. :D
 

Anakha1

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Ok....

Britain: Oasis, The Spice Girls and the Bee Gees
America: Hanson, Vanilla Ice and Kenny G

You guys don't get to talk about unleashing horrible music "talent" on the world. Thankyou and goodnight. :D
 

Suicidal Zebra

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maccool said:
Only if you spell it the improper, British way. Now, quiet yourself or I'll make a movie staring Ving Rhames as Pitt the Elder and he'll battle space thingies - as American history has taught us. :D
Why... you....

*slowly melts, coalescing in to an incoherent blob of extreme effete snobbery*

EDIT:

Anahkanananana...

I again turn your attention to Mr William Shatner singing Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds (link above). There is no known British equivalent that I will ever admit to, though there are a couple of Americans that come to mind ;).

And Oasis doesn't even come close :D
 

Anakha1

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Suicidal Zebra said:
Anahkanananana...

I again turn your attention to Mr William Shatner singing Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds (link above). There is no known British equivalent that I will ever admit to, though there are a couple of Americans that come to mind ;).

And Oasis doesn't even come close :D
Shatner makes up for it by being a God to geeks like me. And to take the heat off, I'll point out David Hasselhoff's Everybody Sunshine.

And I think you're underestimating the pure obnoxiousness of the Gallagher brothers..
 

Suicidal Zebra

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Anakha1 said:
Shatner makes up for it by being a God to geeks like me. And to take the heat off, I'll point out David Hasselhoff's Everybody Sunshine.

And I think you're underestimating the pure obnoxiousness of the Gallagher brothers..
Actually, David Hasselhoff was one of the two I was thinking of. Which is wierd, or maybe a true indication as to the horror.

And in no way do I underestimate the obnoxiousness of Oasis, though I may be somewhat desensitised. Maybe it is you that underestimate the Geeky Kudos that can be granted to even so august a personage as Dr Shatner.
 

jmervyn

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maccool said:
By Katie Couric, you mean Deborah Norville, of course ;)
Blarf. I should've thought better than to post before re-reading the article. Particularly before coffee...
:drink:
 

guspasho

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Simply Truths Our Priority? That has got to be the absolute worst subjectively-named acronym I have ever heard of.
 

Yavanna

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guspasho said:
Simply Truths Our Priority? That has got to be the absolute worst subjectively-named acronym I have ever heard of.
Ouch. Just reading it makes my brain hurt.

What can you prove by using an Onion article as proof? That you're stupid?
 
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