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Annoying NPC's

Discussion in 'Diablo 2 Community Forum' started by Joyotoki, Feb 11, 2004.

  1. Joyotoki

    Joyotoki IncGamers Member

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    Annoying NPC's

    Okay, so which NPC drives you crazy? And if D2 were like good ol' UO you'd prompty kill, steal their clothes, leave them naked on the floor, and do it again when they regenerated?

    Personally I can't stand Warriv. I mean, Cain is annoying, but for some reason Warriv just really.. really... bugs me.

    Contrastly, anyone have a favorite NPC? Gheed is awesome... He likes to get high in Lut Gholein. xD

    EDIT: Oh I forgot about Alkor! I love that guy... you can't not love that guy. He would kill Cain if he could... you know it.
     
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    Hate: Adria. Making me walk... WHERE'S MY SHIFT BUTTON?? (Don't mind me... Went back to D1 recently)

    Love: Nihlathak. A Necro in a town full of Barbs and he's Respected?? Must be laying down the law around there.

    Love/Hate: Wirt in D2/Wirt in D1
     
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    Kashya (or however you spell it), because she would be hot lying there naked...besides her attitude annoys me a bit, so she'll be much better lying quiet and naked. :D
     
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    Hratli. Honestly, you'd think he'd set up shop somewhere convenient if he actually wanted some business... if I can get away with it, I just don't repair stuff at all in Act 3...

    He is the Adria of D2. (Slightly less so, since with FRW you can make it to him in around half an hour, but Adria required you to pack rations and sturdy hiking boots...)

    Favourite NPC? .... .... ........ ... no, can't think of one.
     
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    I hate Tyrael, I know all of his speeches by heart, he never has anything new to say. He is a boring guy, if he is so powerful why doesn't he just kill diablo himself. He'll probably be the boss in Diablo3 if there ever is such, knowing blizzard.
     
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    I can't believe nobody's said Kaelan! (Think act 2, "You may not pass," "Stay out of trouble.")

    A certain air follows Kaelan, Warriv, and Meshif in Diablo 2. And by "air"-- I mean the stench of RPG linearity. Those are my picks for worst NPC's.

    I like Geglash. *hic*
     
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    I agree with Rigel Kent. I really hate Kaelan. I wish the ability to taunt people existed in the towns (like in Neverwinter nights). Then I would taunt Kaelan and beat him up for being that annoying :)
    My favourite is Nihlatak. For the "Mmmm...". The "What?!" is good as well. Also, he's a necromancer and gets some really high points just because of that.
     
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    My favorite Alkor quote:

    "... she (refering to Asheara) comes by for her potion of manliness every week!"

    I once went around the whole game listening to NPCs and this was the funniest thing I heard.


    Site-Note: They aren't really NPCs since they can't talk but ... the barbarians in Act5 Town really creap me out when they always follow you if you go near them.
     
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    Joyotoki IncGamers Member

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    What about Gheed, "When-- or if-- I get to Lut Gholein I'm going to find the largest bowl of [I can't remember the name of it] Weed and smoke until all earthly sense has left my body." Oh I love that one. But, nobody can be Alkor. Mah old man.
     
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    LOL Agreed! I never go and repair in act 3. Can you imagine the horror when I had to do that act with my Throwing Barbarian?! I got so disgusted in Nightmare that I have yet to take him there in Hell.
     
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    LOL. I can only agree.

    Don't remember the exact quote (in D1) but something like this:
    "You want to see my items?".
    "Yes"
    "Ha! You gotta pay for it"
    I hated it every time. He was the first in town I tried to kill. I tried to attack from every angle, while holding shift, in hope of finding a bug that allowed me to kill him :teeth:


    -Sparrow
     
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    I like Atma and her tavern of love
    shes an independant woman :D

    I really really really hate everyone else
    well, really just warriv because he pesters new characters and that repair guy in act3, and charsi because shes the man I can never be
     
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    Gheed must die. I vote we stone him to death with all those Rings and Amulets of Radiance.

    I like Larzuk. Damn sticky keys to an everlasting hell I have to turn on caps lock to type lower case and punctuation is almost totally shot! Larzuk is very cool and smart and always has good stuff
     
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    "Damnit, I wish you people would just leave me alone!" :lol:

    Gheed smokes narlant weed.

    NB :uhhuh:
     
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    Hratli is the man!

    http://www.firstlaugh.com/unreasonable.jpg
     
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    Best is definitely Alkor ...

    "ahhh the golden bird of ku'yleh. Busy yourself my friend while I experiment with the ashes within. Then return and see what I have made for you"

    that is the only speech in the game that I can stand to listen to anymore.

    Worst is Anya ... I mean how is it possible to have such a steady supply of the crappiest rares? And why does she feel she is actually rewarding us by dumping them on us?!!
     
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    OMG, this made me laugh sooo hard i almost choked on my water i was drinking, great humor :worship: . So many memories.....but anyways the only really annoying npcs are anya cuz she always give such awesome "rewards" and never sells anything worth anything and Kaelan cuz he just says like the same 5 lines over and over and over again.
     
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    I'll go with Warriv for always "Good day"ing my new mules till they click him. (Especially annoying when I forget to accost him first on that computer waaay over there -->)

    I forget the whole line, but Ashara has the most interesting with "...It was wilder than ladies night at the Slippery Fist." :wink2: She can charm my snake anytime.
     
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    lysander is teh awesome!

    "meh, what the hell do YOU want?" :lol:
     
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    Alkor and Lysander are my favorites. Lysander for being a dirty old man and Alkor for the accent.

    I don't get why the other NPCs are so suspicious of Fara.
     

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