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America's Funniest D2 Random Names!

Discussion in 'Single Player Forum' started by Kool69, Mar 21, 2004.

  1. Kool69

    Kool69 IncGamers Member

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    America's Funniest D2 Random Names!

    Post your funniest random monster, item, or whatever names you've ever had roll in a D2 game. I'll post a few for myself:

    Random Unique Fallen Shamen, Quill Rat, and another Shamen.
    Name: Bang Bang

    All were Fire Enchanted and all were about a half-screen to a full screen away from each other. Kinda odd... but they all lived up to their name BANG BANG!

    Magic War Bow
    Name: Strange War Bow of Anthrax

    Me and my friend stopped in lovely Harrogoth and visted Larzuk the Armorer. Everyone knows he has a thing for amazons but why wold he try to sell them a bow with Anthrax on it? She must of turned him down or something... "He zon, come check out this pretty, green war bow!"... Anyways me and my bud were rolling with laughter for awhile then bought it, but over the months it got lost :(
     
  2. farting bob

    farting bob Banned

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    hey, why is this only america's thread? im goign to create a europe thread damn it! :lol:
     
  3. Kool69

    Kool69 IncGamers Member

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    *cough* *cough* AMERICA'S FUNNIEST D2 RANDOM NAMES *mutters* and europe and other various nations... :lol:
     
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    Well they show enough 'America's <adjective> <description>' on British television. Assume this post is in a British accent if it makes you feel better :)

    Crown of Ages

    Storm Shield, Eagle Horn

    Russet's Russet Russet Armour

    Spike's Spiked Shield of Spikes

    And everyone's favourite monster:

    Ghostly Ghost
     
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    whomhead IncGamers Member

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    the thread title is referencing a TV show that is/was popular in the states... America's Funniest Home Videos. they show video clips that people have taken of guys getting smacked in the balls and stuff like that. i think people of all nationalities are welcome to post in the thread. although if your game is in another language, we might not get the joke.

    my personal favorite was a Cruel Holy Water Sprinkler of Evisceration. i also like unique monsters such as Snot Puke and Puke Skull. :D
     
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    sam_manzanza Banned

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    My favourite is unique monsters called "Black Hawk", then when I kill them I always yell "Black Hawk Down" :D

    Sam
     
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    Death Bang always makes me laugh. Heh. Silly Death Bang.
     
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    pharaoh IncGamers Member

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    A long time ago, I picked up a magic sorcy orb of the type "Glowing Orb", and got it IDed, and it had the lightning damage prefix "Glowing", heh. Imagine, a "Glowing Glowing Orb", and it didn't add a damn thing to my light radius!
     
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    I've been almost killed by a Putrid Defiler's puke-rocket named Pus Eater , and did get killed by a fire-enchanted zombie's explosion called Corpse Bang. Oh, and Theres an Australia's Funniest Home Video's as well, and has been for ten years. (We just had the anniversary show)
     
  10. Kool69

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    Odd thing happened when I was playing my Attrancer. Made it to Andy but met these three monsters on the way...

    Star Head Rat Man Catacombs 1
    Star Eye Shaman Catacombs 2
    Star Thirst Ghoul Catacombs 3

    Odd... :scratch:
     
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    ÃÃ¥vÓ§ IncGamers Member

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    I found a Zombie called "Vex Hacker". I proceeded to lay into it with my staff because i felt like beating one of those f-ing hackers to death ^^
     
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    Shade beat me to the best one, Ghostly Ghost.

    Other favorites:
    - <any adjective> Slippers rare boots. When I think armor, I think fuzzy little bunny slippers.
    - The Diggler unique dirk
    - Bone Shield rare Bone Shield
    - Skull Finger rare ring
    - Many, many bosses named Black Widow
     
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    Hey, nobody's mentioned Pindleskin yet. I've heard that in some languages/cultures, 'pindle' is a slang term for 'penis'. Surely that earns him some points for an amusing name.

    Hahaha.. Penis-skin!
     
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    Bile Call a zombie from Durance 2.
    sounds like surgeons closing out a bar for the night "OK, BILE CALL everyone and drive safe!"
     
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    A while back every second random unique I encountered was called "Puke Cloud". That was a little disturbing...
     
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    I have seen Pus Eater a few times.

    Edit: didnt see your post Seryant
     
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    I think I remember meeting "Flame Flame". Not sure what he was though. Flayer Shaman, maybe...
     
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    scroll of identify.
    think about it. anybody with a sence ofcorrect grammer would notice that it doesnt amke sence. now, surely scroll of identity would still do the same, whiel actually beign grammatically correct....
    and cruel holy water sprinkler of anthrax gets my vote :thumbsup:
     

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