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Americans: heavily armed, no geographic knowledge

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by DurfBarian, Feb 18, 2004.

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  1. DurfBarian

    DurfBarian IncGamers Member

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    According to Bush's blanket rules of what constitutes a terrorist, she's a terrorist. If she were a Muslim I'm sure they'd have her clapped in irons by now in the deepest hole they could find.

    I think her husband is a moron. "Gee, I have a hand grenade and no where to put it... I'm not supposed to have one off the base... so I'll just put it in my glove compartment!"

    Twit.
     
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    I vote for moron. Still...250 miles out of the way? I've made a 50 mile error, but that was because the MassPike has nothing on the way of exit ramps in certain parts of Western MA, but 250? That's a lot of stupid.
     
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    I vote for Grade A moron.
     
  5. DurfBarian

    DurfBarian IncGamers Member

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    Poll now up . . . sorry Freet, please don't ban me!
     
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    You'd think she would have noticed the signs on the highway saying 'CANADA: 200 MILES'... or 'CAUTION: CANADIANS AHEAD"...
     
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    eh, if you wanted to strike at Canada why would you go after Vancouver, its the Canadian TJ, she's just stupid
     
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    Okay, ive never laughed so hard for a while. Oh man.
     
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    What will happen to her husband? Will he be penilised for 'borrowing' a grenade or will he be awarded a medal for good intentions of attempting to single-handedly rid the world of terrorists... using one grenade at a time.
     
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    I'm going with this one. True, the woman isn't the sharpest tool in the shed for driving 250 miles out of her way, but her husband takes the grand prize for being a complete moron. What the hell are you thinking when you decide that keeping a grenade in your glove compartment is a good idea?

    -Rafty
     
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    Bizarre. How could you have a hand grenade in your glove box and not know it? Where do you get a hand grenade anyway?

    EDIT: Nevermind, husband is military. Am I the only one worried about A) these people's access to explosives and B) their children?
     
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    Their children are safe in Wichita, where they ended up during a recent family trip to Hawaii.
     
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    Lol, this thread is a laugh a minute.

    At least she didn't get into a bad wreck. Who knows what would have happened, lol.
     
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    Y'know if we want to colonize Mars, all we have to do is give this family a free trip to Europe and they'll get there no problem.

    Although the Mars lander photos of the sudden appearance of a middle class American family watching cable TV while sitting on a plaid couch in the middle of the barren landscape may force me to join a monastary. Or maybe give up drinking.
     
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    Nah, it would make me start drinking. (Not that I ever stopped, really, but you know.)
     
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    That's true... I may have to drink even more if I saw that.
     
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    we both know thats not possible
     
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    In order to insure the safety of our nation, I say that we now declare war on Canada before they carry out their plan to return her to the US.

    That way we can claim she was part of an advance unit and, they can keep her as a prisoner of war.
     
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    Bowie, we invaded the U.S. a long time ago. We just don't like to cause a ruckus so no one's noticed yet.
     
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    I KNEW it! Jim Carrey, right? And Dan Aykroyd?
     

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