Alcohol needs to be outlawed

Anyee

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Alcohol needs to be outlawed

While I was sitting on the subway this afternoon, a drunk man came onboard and sat next to me. His mumbling and the stench of cheap alcohol were annoying, but tolerable. Even his trying to proposition me was...tolerable, since he wasn't violent. He was complaining he needed to go to Quincy, which was in the opposite direction. I told him that at the next stop, he could get out and get to the train going the other way.

So when the train stopped, he got up and started to leave. Not fast enough, though, since he only managed to get his arm out the door before the doors closed, leaving his body inside the train and his arm outside. In spite of our frantic attempts to free him, his arm stayed outside as the train left the station. I got to make the intercom call to the engineer telling her that she'd left this guy partially outside of the train, which made her stop it in a tunnel. She came back, freed him, and made sure he was okay. Thank god there was a doctor or nurse or whatever she was also in the car to stay with him, eventually guiding him out of the train and getting him some help.

Stupid drunk people added 30 minutes to my commute and more stress that I'm really not in the mood to deal with. Outlaw alcohol. I've never seen, btw, someone on pot do this.
 

Tridge

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*waits for the stop sign to turn green*
*gets rear-ended by a gasoline truck and dies in a spectacular 10-story fireball*
 

Anakha1

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Sorry about that. I was really messed up.

Public drunkenness is, in fact, illegal. In most places, anyways.
 

SomeCanadianGuy

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Canadia142 said:
How about outlawing hobo's just send them to Canada and let their winter do the rest.
Actually, you'd be surprised. Most manage to survive the cold... They like go into hibernation or something... :p
 

Xynrx

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SomeCanadianGuy said:
Actually, you'd be surprised. Most manage to survive the cold... They like go into hibernation or something... :p
Most... not all. I had a prof who previously went to U of T, he got to do an autopsy of a cadaver of a homeless person found frozen to a park bench. His liver was almost the size of a volleyball - due to too much alcohol.
 

Pierrot le Fou

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DurfBarian said:
Wow, that's exactly how I hurt my arm after the last time I went drinking with PLF.
Hey, I saw photos on a blog site...

What was the caption again?

??????????????
"Foreigner of idiot hand using way of forgetting!"

Then they had a number where you could call for English lessons from the idiot foreigner.

Blast those Japanese and their keitais. Making us foreigners look like the drunks we are but pretend we aren't because we have this thing called PRIDE!
 

dantose

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anyee, I firmly believe that questioning alcohol is grounds for banning. that said, you around Boston?
 

Anyee

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dantose said:
anyee, I firmly believe that questioning alcohol is grounds for banning. that said, you around Boston?
I live three blocks from Fenway Park. The upcoming baseball season should be fun...
 
How do you know alcohol made him stick his arm in a subway door? I've never seen anybody on anything do that, maybe he's just, you know, special.

No offense, Steve.
 

Carnage-DVS

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I remember when i got my foot stuck in the paris metro once. Was running to catch it before the doors closed and I made it...and then my foot was stuck. Eventually, with the help of some people who pulled me, I got it inside. Oh, the embarrassment ><
 

Pierrot le Fou

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Carnage-DVS said:
I remember when i got my foot stuck in the paris metro once. Was running to catch it before the doors closed and I made it...and then my foot was stuck. Eventually, with the help of some people who pulled me, I got it inside. Oh, the embarrassment ><
Know what this post reminds me of?

Okay see one time Randy Beaman's aunt was sitting on her porch just sitting there because she liked to do that and she felt something furry against her leg so she started to pet it 'cuz she thought it was her cat, but it wasn't.

It was this crazy guy named Durf who liked to do that.

'K bye.
 
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