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A vote for Bush is a vote against porn.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by DurfBarian, Apr 7, 2004.

  1. DurfBarian

    DurfBarian IncGamers Member

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    A vote for Bush is a vote against porn.

    I know, I know, you're sick and tired of the licentious atmosphere that allows people to look at nekkid humans doing sticky, slippery things. You want to keep those people from looking at pictures of sex. You want it off the shelves of adult bookstores, you want it off the Internet, and you want it off the late-night programming of cable TV networks.

    You want to put an end to an industry that makes more money than rock music and country music combined; that makes more than Hollywood. You want those people out of a job and you are sick and tired of the nation and the states making tax money off of their operations.

    Remember: A vote for Bush is a vote for John Ashcroft too. And Mr. Ashcroft is making sure the Justice Department is working hard to get the smut out of all of our lives.

    Vote for Bush. No wanking.
     
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    Dutchman IncGamers Member

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    I am?

    I do?

    Never!

    Gods no, the www would collapse!

    What is is staying up late for but watching Flesh Gordon on Space?

    Thank god I'm Canadian, I can wank all I want! :cheesy: shame it makes me blind.

    Dutch
     
  3. warding

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    Voting against porn is like voting against terrorist or voting against drugs- your vote wouldn't change a thing :/
     
  4. Ash Housewares

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    Kerry=pr0n?
     
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    If you vote against porn the terrorists win!

    *removes pants*
     
  6. DurfBarian

    DurfBarian IncGamers Member

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    I think we have a new campaign slogan. Beat that, you Bushies!

    In related news, the next time you're touching your special purpose while gazing at ratty scans from an old Club magazine on your monitor, you can feel free to refer to yourself as a "computer forensic specialist." That's the title the boys at Justice get while they earn your tax dollars looking at skin on the net.
     
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    I was watching thing thing on the news the other night... porn sites make up about 7% of the content on the internet, but account for 65% of all hits and generate almost that much of the total revenue.
     
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    Biggest waste of government money ever. Ever. They could convert that money into pennies and throw them at old people and it'd be more worthwhile.
     
  9. Anakha1

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    I guess Bush and Ashcroft have never, ever, ever looked at pornography. Or smacked the trouser trout around a bit. Or had sex. Quick! Charge them with indecency!
     
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    I might actually believe that about Ashcroft, but never Bush. I can recognize an ace palm pilot when I see one.

    But really, nothing the government can do will eliminate internet porn, and I, for one, am glad they are trying to fight child porn on the net. Probably about as useful as pizzing up a flagpole, but it's a dirty flagpole that should be pizzed upon.

    Mith

    EDIT: And, THANK GOD, someone is trying to do something about that loathsome HBO show "Real Sex." Nothing worse than expecting a Sopranos rerun and getting THAT. Now, I happen to know a thing or two about porn, (wink wink) and that show is just plain out of bounds.
     
  11. DurfBarian

    DurfBarian IncGamers Member

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    I agree with you completely on this. I'd agree with the administration's approach outlined in that article if they limited their actions to this area.
     
  12. Mecal

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    exactely.

    drugs are illegal, and look how many people do em! (not me though)
    but yeah, nothing can stop teh p0rn!
     
  13. MithrandirX

    MithrandirX IncGamers Member

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    Awww... There's not going to be a critical porn shortage. Who cares if they trim a little off the edges?
     
  14. DurfBarian

    DurfBarian IncGamers Member

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    I dunno, probably the people whose taxes fund Lam Nguyen's salary, which he receives for surfing for porn from 9 to 5 every day. :teeth:
     
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    And they wouldn't be able to get it off the net anway. Pr0n sites would just put their servers in Canada or something, and you'll still be able to access them on the internet. :p
     
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    There are plenty of more worthless government jobs out there than "porn hound." And, I bet he also is on the lookout for child porn to shut down. It really doesn't bother me at all.
     
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    Our priorities really seem to be skewed in this nation. Flip through the channels and you will note violence being shown almost continuously, but a naked breast on anything but premium channels ... oh no! ... it evil and sinful.

    Recently, I watched Braveheart on one of Ted Turner's channels. Yes sir, we could watch the Battle of Stirling Bridge and see arms and legs lopped off, but by God they couldn't show a naked human body caressing one another on their wedding night.

    Something is rotten in Denmark when we can show brutual violence against one another but are ashamed of our own bodies and sexuality.
     
  18. DurfBarian

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    * flashes llad *
     
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    Unfortunately it ain't just Denmark. Horrible deplorable violence is ok! As long as no one says any naughty words! Or shows a boobie, of course.
     
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    Soon they'll send prostitutes to Iraq too...
     

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