A short poem written by a co-worker

A short poem written by a co-worker

I work overnight at a hotel, and so I bring along my trusty diablo to keep me awake. My co-worker was watching me play and just wrote this out in like 5 minutes flat. It made me smile, so I decided to post it ;)

the absurdness of the cow is appaling
legions upon legions of axe-armed burgers
exploding with a blue bubble and a last "moo"

experience necessary to save the people
excavated from this bloody venture
my arrows speed their way to maim and kill
Amazon is my name, and fierce is my game

although the absurdity of the challenge remains
time passes with a dire swiftness

flee, Diablo!, flee
lest my arrows defeat thee

and the time for work comes forth...