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A little light relief.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Dark Matter, Feb 5, 2004.

  1. Dark Matter

    Dark Matter IncGamers Member

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    A little light relief.

    Goldfish revived after car crash

    A goldfish has cheated death, after being thrown 15 feet in a car crash on the M1 in Leicestershire.

    The Story



    Nice to see the police have their priorites right :lol:
     
  2. Anakha1

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    I would have given the fish CPR.

    That's just the kind of modern day caring police officer I am.
     
  3. Corneo

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    Fishes are cool. Not like those damn birds.
     
  4. Ash Housewares

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    exactly what I was thinking, if the fish had died I would've killed a bird just to balance out the universe

    birds taste better atleast
     
  5. Yavanna

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    Now, see, Ash, there are goldfish big enough to fry and eat. I have some. They're basically just pretty carp.

    What the hell is your newest 'tar supposed to be?
     
  6. Smelly

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    It's a monster from a game called Doom. Those things would run at you, and do that little animation right there, while making a sound like blowing your nose through your ***, and hurt you for a few damage. Yep. Good old Doom.
     
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    I played doom when i was like 9 years old.That game scared the beejeezus out of me.I had nightmares about cyber demons.Anyone else think that the music in that game was scary as hell?
     
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    I can still basically hear the music when I think of the brown imps. I remember the level editors for the second game, and how you could change the sprites and stuff. I used to do that all the time, but my old old computer broke down and I lost it all. Was good, too. Cyberdemons, man... Cacodemos were easy tho. The things that bugged me the most were the imps. And that damned CLAWING NOISE. *SCRATCH* Like you're walking down the hallway you hear an IMP mutter or whatever, and then you hear *SCRATCH* and you turn around like WTF and lay a shotty blast to his neck. Scary stuff.

    Speaking about Scary games... I thought Aliens vs. Predator... the first one... was pretty scary at times. The good FPS PC version, btw.
     
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    Well that's good news! Revived fishes... hmmm.
     
  10. CaptJoe213

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    ahh doom rocked, I was a kid when it came out, and played it on my mom's computer, and I got to the end of doom 2 I think it was (the one with the head on a spike behind the wall) and a kinda fanatical religious family member came in, and flipped out, thinking I was playing a game where you shot Jesus' head.
    It didn't help that a week before that, she called ME, and asked who was on the phone, I was like, 'This is the Devil'.....then she sees me shootin Jesus head in a game....she still tells people I'm possesed, and refuses to talk to me....good times lol
     
  11. Ash Housewares

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    Doom1&2 and Diablo2 are the only PC games I've played














    diablo diablo diablo!!!
     
  12. SomeCanadianGuy

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    *WHACKS ASH WITH AN AIR-HUMPING FLY*
    Have at thee, foul knave!


    Birds are ok. Some eat flies. So I say keep 'em. Flies do **** all, so get rid of them. And don't get me started on clay pigeons. Clay pigeons are ****ers! A lot easier if you just wait for them to land, walk up and shoot 'em on the ground.

    (Distorted from actual quote, I know, but it serves it's purpose. Right Ash?)
     
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    i will sleep a little better at night knowing this, that is unless the spider robots come after me again.....
     
  14. Akira

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    Any geek worth their salt knows that head is John Romero's, not Jesus.
     
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    In China during the Great Revolution, Mao ordered the people to swat at least 10 flies a day in what was known as the "Swat-the-fly" campaign. For a while, flies were virtually extinct in some parts of China during this period.
     
  16. Ash Housewares

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    famous for **** all!
     
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    Fish survives . Thats nice. We sure are safe protecting our grand fishes!
     
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    yeah I knew it wasn't, but the freaked out relative didn't, and was (and still is) quite convinced that it was Jesus lol

    I couldn't remember john romero name for some odd reason...every time I think about id software, I'm reminded of naked blonde boobs lol
     
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    Scariest game ever when playing as the marine. Eventually, you learned to use flares instead of night vision just so you could keep your motion tracker on-screen. Didn't make it any better when it would start "pinging", though. You'd stop and spin around, looking for air vents and throwing flares like mad, in an encounter that would go something like this:

    *Ping* *Ping* *Ping*
    "Oh ****!"
    *SCREEEEEEEEE*
    *Blam Blam*
    *Hiss* *Crack*
    "Aaaaaggghhhhh! The acid!!! It burns!!!"

    I still remember when I bought the game. There was a sticker on the front that said "A game so scary, we're giving you a free pair of underwear." and inside the box was a coupon for a free pair of Big Dogs boxers. :lol:
     
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    Good lord, yes. I wet myself whenever I played that game.
    It's just a classic. I think I'll go reload it when I get home.
     

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