Stompwampa
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A Fat Man on a Power Trip...
I work downtown, where the bus station is. Campus is six blocks from downtown, so I just take tha bus so I dont' have to pay exorbitant parking fees on campus, plus students ride the bus for free.
Anyways, I get on the bus, and go take my seat. I look out the window, and a fat guy with a red shirt (the Manager on Duty at the time) looks at me through the window of the bus. He stops, turns around, and proceeds to walk into the bus.
He waddles down the aisle with a glazed, somewhat constipated look on his face. He looks in my hand, points at my half emtpy can of coke. "You can't have that on the bus. Throw it away."
I wish I could have seen the look on my own face, since I tried to keep from busting out in laughter. I say "sorry." with a slight snicker and touch of sarcasm as I walk to the front of the bus, waiting for his slow arse to saunter up there to tell the bus driver to "watch out for that kind of stuff, we have rules for a reason!"
I make sure to drop the can into the garbage hard enough to splash a bunch of coke up and out all over the wall.
Spanky the Fat Man never saw that, but I took pleasure in it.
When I turned to walk back to my seat, the entire bus full of students was shaking thiers heads in awe and disbelief at what they just saw. I couldn't blame them.
*note: nowhere on that particular bus was there a sign saying "no open containers." I saw such sign on the bus I took back from school though...*
I work downtown, where the bus station is. Campus is six blocks from downtown, so I just take tha bus so I dont' have to pay exorbitant parking fees on campus, plus students ride the bus for free.
Anyways, I get on the bus, and go take my seat. I look out the window, and a fat guy with a red shirt (the Manager on Duty at the time) looks at me through the window of the bus. He stops, turns around, and proceeds to walk into the bus.
He waddles down the aisle with a glazed, somewhat constipated look on his face. He looks in my hand, points at my half emtpy can of coke. "You can't have that on the bus. Throw it away."
I wish I could have seen the look on my own face, since I tried to keep from busting out in laughter. I say "sorry." with a slight snicker and touch of sarcasm as I walk to the front of the bus, waiting for his slow arse to saunter up there to tell the bus driver to "watch out for that kind of stuff, we have rules for a reason!"
I make sure to drop the can into the garbage hard enough to splash a bunch of coke up and out all over the wall.
Spanky the Fat Man never saw that, but I took pleasure in it.
When I turned to walk back to my seat, the entire bus full of students was shaking thiers heads in awe and disbelief at what they just saw. I couldn't blame them.
*note: nowhere on that particular bus was there a sign saying "no open containers." I saw such sign on the bus I took back from school though...*
