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A Fat Man on a Power Trip...

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Stompwampa, Oct 17, 2006.

  1. Stompwampa

    Stompwampa IncGamers Member

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    A Fat Man on a Power Trip...

    I work downtown, where the bus station is. Campus is six blocks from downtown, so I just take tha bus so I dont' have to pay exorbitant parking fees on campus, plus students ride the bus for free.
    Anyways, I get on the bus, and go take my seat. I look out the window, and a fat guy with a red shirt (the Manager on Duty at the time) looks at me through the window of the bus. He stops, turns around, and proceeds to walk into the bus.
    He waddles down the aisle with a glazed, somewhat constipated look on his face. He looks in my hand, points at my half emtpy can of coke. "You can't have that on the bus. Throw it away."
    I wish I could have seen the look on my own face, since I tried to keep from busting out in laughter. I say "sorry." with a slight snicker and touch of sarcasm as I walk to the front of the bus, waiting for his slow arse to saunter up there to tell the bus driver to "watch out for that kind of stuff, we have rules for a reason!"
    I make sure to drop the can into the garbage hard enough to splash a bunch of coke up and out all over the wall.
    Spanky the Fat Man never saw that, but I took pleasure in it.
    When I turned to walk back to my seat, the entire bus full of students was shaking thiers heads in awe and disbelief at what they just saw. I couldn't blame them.

    *note: nowhere on that particular bus was there a sign saying "no open containers." I saw such sign on the bus I took back from school though...*
     
  2. myleftfoot

    myleftfoot IncGamers Member

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    What age are you>?
     
  3. Savage

    Savage IncGamers Member

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    What a stupid story.
     
  4. Stompwampa

    Stompwampa IncGamers Member

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    Why?
     
  5. ffejrxx

    ffejrxx IncGamers Member

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    lol, do it again tomorrow with an unopened can
     
  6. Freet

    Freet IncGamers Member

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    Let's recap.

    You got on a bus. A fat guy told you to throw your coke away. You did so, but with feeling...when he wasn't looking.

    You sure showed him. :thumbsup:
     
  7. HAMC8112

    HAMC8112 IncGamers Member

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    It sounds as if you have something against fat people, there should be a law against that in my opinion.
     
  8. Stompwampa

    Stompwampa IncGamers Member

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    No, just that fat guy ;-)
     
  9. skihard

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    ok tomorrow take a bottle on and take a drink when they tll you to throw it out put the cap back on and say NO it won't spill and I'm a poor student with only enough money to get an egg sandwich for lunch and nothing else to drink. then ask him if he is discriminating against the poor who and forcign them to go thirsty.
     
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    And I thought this thread was going to be about Michale Moore...:shocked:
     
  11. Dondrei

    Dondrei IncGamers Member

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    That story confuses me.
     
  12. myleftfoot

    myleftfoot IncGamers Member

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    I wouldn't have thought someone of your age would consider this story material...
     
  13. Freet

    Freet IncGamers Member

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    Musta been a slow news day.
     
  14. Dawnmaster

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    I'm 25 and I medium enjoyed reading it :laugh:
     
  15. Freet

    Freet IncGamers Member

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    Have you ever read one of your posts an hour after you posted it and said to yourself "Damn, I wish I hadn't posted that"

    This might be one of those.
     
  16. myleftfoot

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    It defo the only reason it's got this many replies anyway!
     
  17. SaroDarksbane

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    Just curious, but why mention his weight?

    If you had said, "So this black guy waddles up to me . . ." people would be up in arms right now.
     
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    Because he wasn't black.

    Duh.
     
  19. Athelstan

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    Is everyone feeling particularly pc today? Everyone has those traits that just stand out, especially when you are angry at them. And come on, fat people are fun! (I'm overweight as well, so don't jump down my throat)
     
  20. myleftfoot

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    Everyone here is 'pc'ed to the max, I think there is a reward to the first person for spotting it, I'll never know because I'm a racist chauvinist bigot.
     

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