Dear Council Members
How are ya all, buddies? Just wanted to say thank you for keeping your end of a bargain, all those shiny runes you gave me are very helpful to me and I'll make sure to put them to great use. Hopefully no one will find out about our secret agreement, there might be pretty mad players who will complain about you being avaricious and not dropping any rune. Maybe they will become suspicious that someone told you not to drop runes. I've put quite a show complaining about having bad luck to keep those suspicions away from me. Now I just must think of some excuse to show up with epic RFO score which I do have, otherwise others might find out that it is me who is responsible for dryness of rune drops.
To keep things even more blur to the others, since I already have quite an advantage in score over the others, I'm allowing you to drop nice runes for other players in their last hour of playing. Don't give them Cham or Ber ofc, but give them something so that they end up RFO happier and forget about their bad luck. Just don't overdo it. Drop them Mal, Um, Gul, up to Ohm, something in those lines. Rest send to me ofc. Oh, may I order another perfect facet too? It must be die, other stuff don't matter much. Non-perfect ones send to other players, they might think they are lucky to get them. Oh, and don't lose this letter. We don't want someone to find out about our agreement, I'm not in mood of killing people. Yet.
Sincerely, Gripmeister.