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2004 Darwin Awards

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by toader, Mar 18, 2004.

  1. toader

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    2004 Darwin Awards

    Sorry if this is old news to some of you, but this is the first time I have seen this particular list.

    If its old news, laugh again.
    If its new news, laugh hard.

    Enjoy :)




    Oddly enough, I think the first one #7 is the funniest. #6 is just...well...odd.
     
  2. PublicEnemy

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    If weird deaths of random people really make you laugh...well no comments


    Btw,your stories don't make me laugh at all;maybe we don't have the same sense of humour :scratch:
     
  3. Xenon[XoA]

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    Well, it makes me laugh :lol:
    #2 and #7. #4... who knows...
     
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    They clearly state that all that matter is removing oneself from the gene-pool

    any stupid acts of self-castration or self-sterilisation counts fully.




    BTW, do you notice that the vast majority of Darwin Awards are given to males.
     
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    Yes, they make me laugh and they make me happy. These arent just "weird" deaths, they are deaths were someone did something incredibly stupid to remove themselves. Obviously we do not want these incredibly stupid people in our society, nor do we want them to breed. Hence, the comedy and the awards, and my happiness for cleaning up the gene pool.
     
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    There are a number of people living in my area that I sincerely deserve to win, but the schmucks won't die. All they do is cause trouble and do all kinds of stupid ****. :rant: :rant: :rant: Oh, well.
     
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    It almost seems as if some of them wanted to die. How could they really be that stupid.
     
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    i actually find it comforting to know that the idiots are getting weeded out. makes everything safer that way...like the gasoline puker guy....he killed his sister...we're not sure she deserved it...the less of these idiot people around the less likely i am going to get mowed down in some warehouse explosion.
     
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    #7 is best. Death. Evar.
     
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    Yea, its mostly men...i think they term it "Testoterone Poisoning"
    But you can find other examples of women as well...
     
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    Not so much the stupidy of the award winners but its combination with irony that makes these stories hilarious.
     
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    Well it is much easier for a male to remove himself from the gene pool. Our reproductive organs are outside our body for heat reasons. So really it would be like a soldier standing outside the tank compared to the one inside, who will be killed more often?
     
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    For the sake of argument, we will assume that the tank is air tight, and sealed. So, the person inside the tank will definatly die more often.
     
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    why wait for them to remove themselves.. i say.. anyone with an iq lower than [set number] gets a nice big chunk of radioactive uranium in their basement.. one less person swimming in the gene pool..

    edit: 500 posts.. Woo Yay!

    -Lost
     
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    "Cleaning up the gene pool" reminds me of the ideology of n-a-z-i-s-m-
     
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    naw.. ****sm was just hitler's personal vendette.. this is looking out for the well being of the entire race.. nothing wrong with that is there?

    -Lost
     
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    Well if they were wearing there sign this might of been avoided for all of the cases... :grrr:
     
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    Oh man, that scrotum one has got to hurt.
     
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    There is something wrong with that,it's called f-a-s-c-i-s-m:that only the strongest and the smartest deserve to live,is related to fascist theories
     
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    Damn, people are idiots.
     

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