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Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by dantose, Feb 28, 2004.

  1. dantose

    dantose IncGamers Member

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    1337 postz

    I ju57 [email protected] to 7311 3v3ry 1 how 1337 7hi5 po57 i5


    yes my friends, for post number 1337 I will once again taunt the forces of "1337ness" everywhere.

    history of 1337 speak (1337 speak is evil)

    the first known instance of numeric writing was in ancient Rome. Greek slaves were used to tutor roman children but were not able to talk freely with one another. The greeks used mathmatical code to send messages to one another. The link to math is my first evidence of evil.

    During World War 2, the ****s tattooed numbers into the jews. what many don't know is that these numbers contained key information about the person much like a bar code does. Thus, 1337 speak has oppressed the Jews.

    Even more recently terrorists have been using text messaging to coordinate attacks. Take a wild guess what they are writing their messages in.

    Haxors in *edited for crowbar* are the current group to weild 1337 speak for the forces of evil.

    Hence, 1337 speak is evil.


    Post your own reasons why 1337 speak is bad.

    If you want to verify these statements read them here

    Or check out this referance

    or look here
     
  2. Canadia142

    Canadia142 Banned

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    l33t speak is evil because everytime I read it I becomes dumber. Thats why I stopped playing D2, I was on the verge of retardation
     
  3. SuggestiveName

    SuggestiveName IncGamers Member

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    1337 speak is good. In fact it is great.
     
  4. th5418

    th5418 Banned

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    1337 speak makes my brain cells deteorate at a exponential rate.
     
  5. darkghost125

    darkghost125 IncGamers Member

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    l33t is stupid...thats it.
     
  6. Jigga-Scrooge

    Jigga-Scrooge IncGamers Member

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    its stupid because you have to spend all that time reaching over for the 3's and and pressing shift + 2 for the @'s when you could otherwise type normal and not look like a fool while at it.
     
  7. TheGreatStickels

    TheGreatStickels IncGamers Member

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    1337 speech is bad because I finally understand it...
     
  8. Wuhan_Clan

    Wuhan_Clan IncGamers Member

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    Too bad you're at 1338 now.
     
  9. tarnok

    tarnok IncGamers Member

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    1337 > 411. No, really.
     
  10. Geeno

    Geeno IncGamers Member

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    Well either way you slice it its pretty dead.
     
  11. Jonas

    Jonas IncGamers Member

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    1337 speak makes me want to gouge my eyes out with unsharped pencils.

    General thought process while reading 1337:

    "1? Is that supposed to be an 'I' or an 'L'?"
     
  12. Akira

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    It can go either way.
     
  13. Killfrenzy

    Killfrenzy IncGamers Member

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    yes teh 1337 $P34|< (4|\| B3 |-|4RD 2 r34d!
     
  14. proudfoot

    proudfoot IncGamers Member

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    Nah, it always says the same thing:

    1 |2 |)u]\/[b
     
  15. killerpenguin

    killerpenguin IncGamers Member

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    1337 is stupid because nothing good happened that year. Some cows were raised, some fedual lords went to war, some peasants died of the plague. Stupid boring year. Now 1336, that was a party year...
     
  16. masterazn

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    My pants just broke because of that.
     
  17. dantose

    dantose IncGamers Member

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    *stares*

    *naked man runs by with officer hot on his trail.
    "Who was that, did you see?"
    "It was a naked DUDE! I didn't look!"
    "you protecting him is just as bad as if I wasn't trying to catch him"
    "fine, but I'm still not going to tackle him"
     

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