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10ghz AMD 30TB laptop

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by {KOW}Spazed, Mar 24, 2005.

  1. {KOW}Spazed

    {KOW}Spazed Banned

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    10ghz AMD 30TB laptop

    http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/t...97/104-8774884-8435956?v=glance&s=electronics


    Hehe, this is better than the eBay grilled cheese.

    A machine from Viewsonic advertised on the Amazon site will give you a staggering 10GHz Athlon CPU, has a 2000MB DIMM and a 30000GB IDE hard drive.

    What's more, the $2,312.95 machine uses DOS, weighs 14.00 hundredths pounds and usually ships in one to two business days.

    The machine has attracted some rave [shorely raving? Ed.] reviews. One reviewer said he woke up in a chair with lots of plugs in his body and Orpheus told him that he was inside the Viewsonic machine. He said that when the 30TB computer was invented it downloaded the whole world. He wrote this review from an Internet caff in the Viewsonic machine, he said.

    Another reviewer comments that the odour creation card is a wonderful feature, while another said when he plugged it in, his local nuclear power plant provided him with the juice necessary to work the machine. Even though it eventually burnt down half of his house, his computer stayed safe.
     
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    axeil IncGamers Member

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    Wow. Those reviews were funny as hell. I like the one where the guy talks about pi being a rational number.
     
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    Drosselmeier IncGamers Member

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    That machine costs pretty much exactly what my first 386 cost. :)

    The times they have a moved forwards.
     
  4. DrunkCajun

    DrunkCajun Banned

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    *shrug*

    It doesn't run OSX, does it?
     
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    Steel_Avatar IncGamers Member

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    God forbid. Jobs would have a heart attack.
     
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    Also he might shave for the occasion.
     
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    Necrolestes IncGamers Member

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    Tongue in cheek

    Only 30TB? Shame...

    Awfully slow, isn't it? I mean, only 10GHz? And it's too heavy.

    The actual computer is fast, but mine's better!
     
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    I think it's fixed now....
     

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