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Why don't you just build her a cake, or something.
When I **** my pants at the fair. Okay, she didn't really make me do it, but I blamed her anyways, and Durf.
I don't know why, but I really, really like the smell of cocaine.
It looks so natural, no one can tell
Just For Men gel!
And that's what lead William Wallace to form NO MA'AM.
I hear testicular electroshock therapy cures racism. To the Bee Mobile!
You are like so racist!
He should have said Liger instead, they're bred for their skills in magic and racial equality.
Testicular electroshock therapy is my anti-drug.
They vote hard, they play hard...
Damn, you're good, you should like be on CSI or something.
My ex-girlfriend invited to me out to her friends birthday party at a downtown club. Apparently the club we were going to had an 80's theme that...
You're right, that does sound awkward, and please get out of my garbage can, you sexy beast.
That sexy spy crap is only in the movies. Real espionage consists of listening devices, binoculars and garbage rummaging, which is both creepy,...
He's right, chicks totally dig espionage.
Man, those were the days...
I blame that damn show, Sex and the City. Not only is it's name horribly misleading, but it's also teaching women to socialize with each other and...
I suggest you get one of those clear plastic masks that basketball players wear after a facial injury. I mean you may look like Hannibal Lecter,...
I think it would have been funny if the black guys reaction was either "Damn", "****", or "That is whack".
But man, what about all the turbulence you'd get, oh and don't call me Shirly.