Free Sex Toy for Diablo Widows

Just when you thought you had seen it all, a French online sex toy retailer is offering a free sex toy to all Diablo 3 widows as a clever sort of viral marketing. French retailer Absoloo posted this for all partners and girlfriends who may be feeling a little lonely right now.

The situation is so, you must admit, your man would rather go in search of magical jewels, gloves sorcerers, and other heavy war clubs to get XP points rather than engaging in the research of your G-spot and gain sexual experience.

Do not despair over! We decided to help you!

To receive this offer, simply post on our Facebook page a photo of yourself along with the game Diablo III until May 28

It’s amazing how a game release can come to the attention of companies that have nothing to do with gaming and then use it as a promotional tool (no pun intended). Hats off to them.

Thanks Ericbrighteyes.

Update: Photos of some of the picture submissions (all SFW, ironically) courtesy of the Daily Mail’s tabloid style coverage.

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10 thoughts on “Free Sex Toy for Diablo Widows

  1. This isn’t Epic. I love Diablo 3 but if you are choosing games over pussy you are a limp dick loser and your girl should be smacked the fuck around for staying with you.  💡 ➡ 8)

    • Dude, some men choose TV, beer, being with other men over pussy… Diablo 3 is really not THAT bad.
      Although bad.
      Lol. Says I who doesn’t have to, can’t choose. For me it’s Diablo all the way!

    • Taking things to serious…. you are doing it right.

      Can we have a permban now? Thank you. 🙂 

    • Dude i think its a funny joke. Just like the May 15 girlfriend/work excuse generating website.

    • my girl playing Diablo 3. So no problem with sex, but problem with PC’s count. 1 in my home. 1 in her >_<

    • The fact you think sex is everything shows you’re getting so little you need to snatch every chance you can get eh? Poor mans.

  2. Guess there is time for everything 😀

    Though i must admit it looks kinda ridiculous:

    -Baby, look i’m wearing your favourite underware!!!

    Whacking some rare mob:
    – Yes yes.
    Thinks for 5 seconds, *alright*, pauses game, goes to bedroom, returns 10 mins later 😛

    She goes: What tha…?!?? 

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