This truly weird video news report turned uptoday, and while we can not confirm the translation, it’s certainly a freaky viewing. Apparently a crazy old mystic was arrested in India for running around, stealing ancient artifacts from museums, and saying the end of the world was coming. His name? Deckard Cain. No, really. Watch and see.
You’ll remember the fiery meteor that crossed over a few weeks ago. Clearly, we are all doomed.
Update: This is actually a crazy old guy who claims he can live without food or water. He’s not really named Deckard Cain. Real video here.