Caption This: Cute Diablo III Couple

Fmulder spotted a cute picture of a couple playing Diablo III together, and just as I prepared to post news about it, someone else pointed out that it had already made the main page on

So here’s the picture, and just because we haven’t done one in forever, let’s make it a Caption This! Insert your witty, clever, or obnoxious caption in the comments and use the upvote (or not) to measure your approval.

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  1. You call that hardcore?

  2. “You know what is the next logical step, right?”

  3. The couple that slays together, stays together.

  4. And just to get in fmulder’s from the forum thread….


    THIS is how we do it in Kingsport!!!!

  5. “No time for sex, gotta grind”

  6. “And you complain that I never do the ironing…”

  7. “I don’t see nothin wrong, with a little hump n’ grind”

  8. Something something something socketed.

  9. “Now I get that Wirts third leg joke!”

  10. “Was that a legendary item drop or are you just pleased to see me?” 

  11. The beast with two backs and no life.

  12. With no Necro we had to get creative to hone our bone skills

  13. i’m sure the next thing we’ll see is a granny playing d3. dunno about others, but i feel the world of sanctuary is being raped in a way pretty much like indiana jones is raped by george lucas and steven spielberg in that south park episode. :mrgreen:

  14. Marriage Counseling 2012.  

    And for your viewing pleasure… 

  15. Oh, Sorry.  I didn’t even notice you were there.

  16. Maybe it was the skimpy shorts.  Maybe it was the new shampoo she was using.  Maybe it was her perfume that smelled like slightly burnt cotton candy… or maybe it was the way the pantaloons clung to his demon hunter’s tight buttocks.  She didn’t care.  He was aroused for the first time in months and she was going to get it any way she could.

  17. “Honey, I have to pee…Can you get up really quick?”
    “Two seconds, Vampiric, Jailer, Molten, Vortex pack!”

  18. Instead of sleeping on the couch, he’s gotta game on the laptop.

  19. “I’m gonna’ get you to drop those pants like a boss, I don’t care how long I gotta’ grind.”

  20. I just wonder who made the picture…

  21. i want you to ‘socket’!

  22. Good thing Blizzard plans to buff the legendary items, because this just isn’t doing it for me…

  23. the virginity is strong in this thread

  24. Doesn’t matter had sex.

  25. The girl says
    I think I’ve found Deckard’s Cane 

  26. ‘She was in a playful mood – so I booted D3’

  27. Jim and Alisha demonstrate the working conditions of the average gold farmer.

  28. error 37 in my pants

  29. Why is letterbox turned on when she already has a widescreen? Waste of resolution.
    Thats not a caption btw, it’s a serious question.
    Oh wait, thats not the point of this picture, is it?

    • Most likely they have a 16×10 monitor and are playing in 16×9 resolution, which actually gives you a wider visual field (at the cost of black bars top and bottom).

  30. Can’t type clever caption, busy gagging.

  31. Luckiest boyfriend in the world?

  32. “Tomorrow night, no chili for you!”

  33. THAT man is playing Galaga!

  34. which one has the “I’m with stupid” shirt?

  35. “Inferno… in my pants”

  36. Why is he not inside her? Those crazy kids…

  37. To save space, he wanted to show just how much loot he could put in her stash.

  38. Need something bigger? Call U-Haul now.

  39. I’d like to be that chair.

  40. With no Necromancer to choose, she asked me to cast my bone spear.

  41. The things he makes me do to get the big computer.

  42. Guy: Finally, it’s time to take on Inferno. I’m so excited!
    Girl: I could tell.

  43. “On the Grind” 

  44. Her:  I see the expansion pack came early!

  45. How today’s Couples spend quality time together. 👿

  46. Diablo 3 softcore: you’re doing it right.


    Diablo 3 hardcore: you’re doing it wrong.

  47. That’s cute, you set up the computers in the kitchen so she could play.

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